Big Tit Patrol Review

Score: 87.00

    In the same way fat kids can't stop themselves from supersizing it, men can't help but like breasts of the large variety. Big Tit Patrol delivers the content in at least a C cup size, though sometimes the girls seem to just barely fit the definition of "big" and the origin of the funbags doesn't discriminate between natural and tax-deductible.

    Video quality is excellent  -- the clips, and the whole episode, are downloadable DRM-free Windows Media Video files, in small, medium and large resolutions, as well as Flash (though only the last few episodes, as of the time of this review, are available in the latter format). Also included are digital stills and video captures, updated every other week with the video. The layout is easy on the eyes and makes for easier navigation, with the latest scene displayed prominently on the top of the past episodes. Access to Big Tit Patrol's sister sites is easy though a menubar, that offers links to webcam shows, personals and porno movies as well. Also of note is the archive, which gives easy access to all episodes, 61 at the time of this review, shot for the site.

    The scenes are shot in a typical, all-sex style, leading with a few questions to the girl about her breast size and if she uses them to any advantage. The scenes are satisfying, with the girls, recruited from the newer crop of video performers, getting it on with their male counterparts in scenes that are worth the price of admission. While the varying sizes and the are-they-or-aren't-they-real state of the mammaries may be a real point of contention to some, the sheer quantity of other content available through the other sites available through the membership makes Big Tit Patrol a great value.